not good answers for your worse q's

I like these shirts, they are good -- why do you say they are not good?

You are not good. So in your not goodness, our goodness is not good. Sound good?
What if I feel good?

Don't panic, you're not.
I have a suggestion for a shirt that would be really not good, will you make it?

Maybe, if it's not good enough. Reach out